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Written By: Jeff Oxenford (© 2006)

She invites me to dinner

Salad and baked squash

I couldn’t stop myself when I asked

            Is that all you got?

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I love you, but not tofu

For us to be complete, I need meat

Meat is a lot like love,

You can never get enough

Like the tenderloin

Chicken breast

Meat Balls

And of course rump roast

Chorus

Vegetables they’re OK

Just like foreplay

I carrot about you

Right down to your potatoes

Through all we’ve bean

Don’t need help from okra

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