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Written by: Jeff Oxenford (© 2004)

Hey vote for me, I’m your man

            If I can’t do it nobody can

I look good in front of the camera,

but that’s not all

I have the perfect child, perfect wife

            Yes I’ve lived the perfect life

I’m just like you,

Who ever you are

I’ll keep you safe by waging war

Cut taxes and give you more

I’ll get you a job,

but you don’t have to work

I’ll make everything better every day,

yet everything will remain the same

I’ll clean up the air

and feed the poor

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In 30 seconds I’m coming to you

In 30 seconds, I’ll make your dream come true

You don’t need to know who you’re voting for

I’ve got a good sound bite, you don’t need more

The other guy he’s a schmuck

He doesn’t know which way is up

You can’t believe a word

 he says

He’s gonna raise your taxes, take your Drs. away

Even has a bad toupee

And he’s not like you

No matter what he says

He’s disreputable, cheats on his wife

Yes he’s lived a awful life

It’s a surprise he’s not

In jail by now

He won’t do anything he says

Especially when he’ the pres

So vote for me

            instead

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Bridge

Every year it’s the same old thing

Some other schmoe who thinks he should be king
I don’t know what they take me for

But I’ve got a brain and I need more

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